giggles13579

1. You have ONE advantage over me..... You can kiss my ss (https://www.deviantart.com/ss) and I can't! 2. Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. 3. You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough. 4. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead, so shut up. 5. When a smurf is choking, what color does it turn? 6. The nice mean are ugly, the handsome men are mean, and the nice and handsome men are GAY! 7. When life hands you lemons, alter their DNA, and make SUPER LEMONS! 8. Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright. 9. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems... 10. A